Case of the Mondays

Usually, I work from home on Mondays. Being in the office today, I'm totally remembering why.

Slow days like these have helped my creative abilities, though! For example... There's a new game... Inspired by chess clock Jenga... I call it Pacific Crush. If you've never played candy crush while listening to the Pacific Rim soundtrack, you should. If you've never listened to the Pacific Rim soundtrack, you should also get on that. ASAP. 

Basically, I find an empty conference room to hide in, open candy crush, and try to beat a level before a song ends. This new game has been short lived, because everything gets so intense! And frustrating. Seriously, try it. You'll experience a new level of hatred toward the world.. Or at least your phone. 

Monday minutes are also undoubtedly longer than any microwave minute could possibly be. HOW?!?! It's 745 and I'm finished with my work for the day... I've been here for two hours. Eight left. Worst. State worker. EVER. 

Thank goodness for silly snapchats with BC and Blair and Red Sox. 

[This is probably going to be the most random post compiled of random thoughts I'm jotting down thanks to excessive boredom and being an over-achiever at work.]

Luckily, in about two minutes I get to take a walk break with Kimber! SHE liked my joke this morning, unlike SOME little brother. If you missed it... 

What do you call a dog magician?

.....a LABRACADABRADOR! Ahhhh Hahahaha 

Yeah, I made myself laugh out loud with that one. Thanks to The Berry and the morning coffee! Not original, just, what was the term? "Horrendously funny"?  Sooo love all the love I get in the morning. 

Speaking of the LABRACADABRADOR (shit.. now it autocorrects to all caps. I don't have the patience to fix it today.) Anyway, I get to pick up my tiny ninja turtle today! Since I've had about half an hour to update anything in the past week, here's the news: I saved a puppy, it's big adorable puppy eyes sucked me in, and I adopted this scrappy little 7 month old terrier mix named Leonardo (hence the ninja turtle reference) I get to bring this little lovey guy home in  approximately too many hours from now! Okay, seven hours. Rescue dog story to follow. 

Until then, I'm going to work on reliving the wonderfully amusing moments f the last two weeks and get them written out. I feel selfish being the only person that gets to laugh at myself. 

Outtttttt. Cause you'd never say over and out. That's like saying I'm expecting a response from you (over) but I'm not going to listen cause in done (out)... Funny how that works huh?