SPED

...that's the alias for a guy at work. He's in his 60s and recently married a pretty 40-something year old. They're clearly still in the honeymoon phase. I know this thanks to the inappropriate conversations he has way too loudly at his desk when she calls. 

"...okay honey bear I'll see you when I get home! Aww kissy kissy for you! .... Yeah?... Haha I guess the only jobs I'll be doing when I get home are missionaries!... Ohh you little devil you!..."

And on... And on...  I feel like I'm getting punked. 

It's sweet until I can taste my lunch coming back up. They're also (clearly) trying to conceive as well, so we get to hear about how he's so excited to be a papa! 

I love kids sooooo much... But ahhhh.  Staaahhhhhppppppp.